Henry Hart is a
13-year-old boy who is from the town of Swellview. He lives with his parents
and his sister, Piper. In the first episode, Henry wants to find a job to make
money. He likes money. He goes to a shop called “Junk and Stuff” because they
are looking for someone to work there.
But Henry is not
going to work in the shop selling junk and stuff, he will work with the
superhero of Swellview, Captain Man. Henry will be Captain Man’s sidekick, Kid
Danger. Captain Man tells Henry not to tell anyone about this job. He can’t
tell his parents or his sister, and he can’t tell his friends Jasper and
Charlotte.
To turn into Kid
Danger (to become), Henry has to chew gum and blow a bubble. He works at the secret
lair (guarida) of Captain Man called “The Man Cave” which is below the shop.
There were five seasons of Henry Danger with many, many episodes.
Charlotte Just brush your teeth and get over here!
Henry Can you smell my breath through the phone?
Charlotte
What? No! Listen! Someone put a musical curse over this town
Henry
Really?
Charlotte
Really!
Henry Has it infected everybody else?
Charlotte Go downstairs and see for yourself
Kris Something's going on
Piper There's a musical curse over Swellview
Jake I'm stuck in a song
Jake,
Kris, Piper There's a musical curse over Swellview Captain Man, tell us can you hear us
Jake I'm doing this against my will
Kris
Yeah! There's a musical curse over Swellview
Piper This is so not chill
Jake,
Kris, Piper There's a musical curse over Swellview Hey, Kid Danger, did you hear us?
Kris
Henry, where are you going?
Henry I hate to be a jerk But I gotta go to work You know, sell the Junk and the Stuff
Kris But, Henry, haven't you heard We're singing every word
Jake Like this
Jake,
Kris, Piper It's totally out of our control
Henry Sorry, fam, I gotta roll
Jake,
Piper, Kris
Not a key change!
Trent In case you're just tuning in There's a musical curse over Swellview
Mary My middle name is Debbie
Trent
(Mary)
Good god, Mary! There's a musical curse over Swellview (Mary Debbie Gaperman)
News
crew Captain Man, Kid Danger, can you save us?
Trent In other news, a Swellview woman is pregnant
But NOT with what you'd expect—
Frankini
We interrupt this program for me! Citizens of Swellview, it is I, Frankini the Grand In case you didn't notice, there's a musical curse o’er the land
My bad. Or good! 'Cause this is the way that it should be I have control of all of your speakers I'm blasting a special low-frequency
And now, Swellview is perfect.
Musically extra perfect! Just like me
Tata for now!
All Oh no!
Ray What did I miss?
You'll Never Believe What Happened
Charlotte,
Jasper, Schwoz What are we gonna do?
Charlotte I’m trying to find Frankini
Charlotte,
Jasper, Schwoz What are we gonna do?
Schwoz He’s gotta be hiding somewhere
Charlotte,
Jasper, Schwoz What are we gonna do?
Charlotte,
[Jasper], (Schwoz)
Henry! [There he is!] (Finally!)
Henry Sorry it took me so long
Jasper Ooh, Hen, you’ll never believe what happened
Henry
No, I know.
Jasper There’s a musical curse over Swellview
Henry
Yeah, I know.
Jasper And you’ll never believe who did it
Henry
Frankini?
Jasper
Frankini!
Henry
Yeah, I know!
Jasper Ooh, Hen, you’ll never believe how he did it
Henry
The speakers.
Jasper He took control of the speakers
Henry
Yeah, I know.
Jasper
and Henry And then put out a weird kind of frequency and now we have to sing
Henry
Jasper!
Jasper
Yeah?
Henry Thanks for filling me in
Jasper
Sure!
Ray Hates Musicals
Ray
Please, be seated.
When I was a boy I auditioned for a musical It was a musical, about cats
Charlotte
Was it Cats?
Ray It doesn't really matter, Charlotte I'm trying to tell a story here Please listen Thank you
Anyways, on the day of the audition
I wore underwear Underwear with cats Like in the musical That's how I knew this role would be mine stat
Schwoz
What is stat?
Ray Are you guys done? I'm kinda pouring my heart out here
Anyways
I
meow'd Oh, I meow'd Like I'd studied cats at Yale Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow and I shook my tush like my tush, had a bushy little tail
Jasper
Do cats have bushy tails?
Schwoz
Don't embarrass yourself.
Ray
What's with all the side chats?
Charlotte It's just that we can tell what happens in the end
Ray
Ha! That I doubt.
Charlotte You didn't get the role It went to someone else who tried out
Ray Irregardless.
Charlotte Not a word.
Ray Ever since that day I've had a hatred for musicals So whoever caused this curse
Henry
You know it was Frankini.
Ray
Oh, yeah.
So
Frankini
Schwoz
Oh god, I smell a high note. Plug your ears!
Ray Will paaaaaay!
Schwoz
Ay! That was my favorite vase!
We Hate This Curse
(10:04)
The
vendors Ice cream, ice cream Fresh corn on the cob I got hot dogs Beans, pinto beans
Frankini Listen to them sing I'm bursting at the seams They're having so much fun Do you know what this means?
Goomer
They're hungry?
Frankini
No, they love me!
Goomer
Oh, I'm hungry!
Frankini Here. Go get some beans
Stop singing, just go!
Piper
Frankini?
Frankini
Well, no need to be star struck, even though the star is here! Well, I
just came by to see how much everyone is loving the musical gift that I've
graciously given to Swellview! So...
Piper
I'll sing for the group.
We
hate it, we hate it We hate your stupid curse We're sick of all the singing And think you're the worst
The
vendors We're sick of all the singing And think you're the worst
Goomer
That's not what he wanted to hear.
Frankini
I don't understand! How could anyone not find delight in this musical utopia?
Piper
Want an example?
Frankini
Sure!
Piper These bro guys, these jocks They're stuck here in your trance They wanna throw the football But are forced to dance
The
vendors Instead of playing football They are forced to dance
Frankini
Well, it's not my fault that some people are boring and don't understand the
concept of whimsy!
Frankini
Well, well, Kid Danger, The Captain
So nice of you to show
Kid
Danger and Captain Man Sorry, but Frankini it is time to go
The
vendors The heroes tell the villain That's it's time to go
Captain
Man
That's right.
Kid
Danger
Yeah!
This
song leads directly into The Swellview Summer Market Fight.
The Swellview Summer Market Fight
Captain
Man Listen Frankini, we've all had a wonderful magical sing-songy day
Kid
Danger Not
Captain
Man
That's right, Kid Danger. I was being sarcastic.
My
sidekick and I Will decide to not fight you If you make this curse go away
Kid
Danger
Hot.
Frankini
Well...
You've
stated your case And I'll swear to your face You'll stop singing At eight on the dot
Kid
Danger
Oh, great.
Frankini
Not!
Captain
Man
Then you'll be fought!
The
vendors The heroes and the villain Couldn't strike a deal So they are squaring off to fight Like, for real His arm is drawing back Here comes the punch attack One, two, three
Frankini
Oh...
Captain
Man
I say...
Frankini
Does this happen often?
Captain
Man
I think you know it doesn't!
Kid
Danger
I got this. Face kick!
Frankini Sorry boys, But you don't have a chance The only fights in musicals Are fights through dance
The
vendors They cannot hurt Frankini cuz--
Kid
Danger
We got it! We got it!
The
vendors Sorry
Frankini
Oh! Also, before you try to shoot me with those little lasers...
All weapons in musical theater are props!
Captain
Man and Kid Danger
That... does it!
The
vendors At this point They should know that fighting will not work. They'll have to find another way To beat this jerk Frankini set the rules Our heroes look like fools
Frankini Listen, I could do This little song and dance all day But I could use an intermission Just like on Broadway
Goomer!
Goomer
Me?
Frankini
Catch me!
The
vendors Exit the Villain!
Captain
Man
All right, we defeated Frankini and he ran away! 'Cause we defeated him.
Ray
Hey Schwoz, what are you doing right now?
Something super smart, I bet.
Schwoz
Aww, well. I’m hacking into the mainframe So we can go find what’s-his-name Using this appliance, science science science Breaking only one or two laws
Ray
It really is impressive, how else can I express it?
Schwoz
Aww! That’s why you have a Schwoz
Ray
and Schwoz Doodlee-doo
Jasper
Doodlee-doo?
Henry
Yeah, what’s with you?
Ray
The more you compliment ‘em, the faster they’ll work. Watch.
Hey Char, bet you’re pretty close to tracking Frankini down, huh? My little
genius.
Charlotte
Aww, well. I did a scan of the whole town The night that everything went down Soon I’ll know the source, and after that of course can Show you on the map of the star
Ray
Man, you are amazing. Really trail blazing!
Henry
I really like your brain dude, truly is insane dude!
Jasper
And not being sarcastic, your hair looks fantastic!
Charlotte
Aww! That’s why you have a Char
Ray
and Charlotte Doodlee-doo
Henry
Well, how do you know if you compliment them, they’ll work faster?
Charlotte
Done!
Ray A-Doodlee-doo.
Meet Me Here Tonight
Frankini
Hey boys! Nice running into you at the park What a show
Exclamation mark!
Kid
Danger
Mind if I?
Captain
Man
Go for it.
Kid
Danger (Captain Man)
Cool. Hey, Frankini, not a fan (Yeah) So Kid Danger and Captain Man (Yeah) Are gonna find a way to make this curse kerplop (Yeah)
Hey dude? (Yeah)
You gotta stop! (Yeah)
Captain
Man
Yeah, you know, as I was doing it, it felt kind of annoying.
Frankini
Anyways. You tried to punch me yesterday But Frankini don’t play that way So if you wanna fight, then you’ll do it for show
Here’s how it’s gonna go.
6,
7, 8! Meet me here tonight We’re gonna have a singing fight You can bring anyone you know Out-sing me and the curse will go
Ray Did I hear you wrong?
You and us are gonna fight by song?
Frankini But you can bring a friend with you Out-sing me and the curse is through And we’re gonna livestream it It’d be a shame to do it alone Yeah, we’re gonna livestream it To the swell-viewers at home Well, well, well, meet me here tonight We’re gonna have a singing fight You can bring anyone you know Out-sing me—
Goomer Vocalizing
Frankini
(Goomer) [Kid Danger and Captain Man]
Shut up, Goomer! Out-sing me (Yeah) Out-sing me And the curse will go [No, no, no, no] K, thanks, ‘bye
Breaking News
Trent We've got breaking news
Mary I'm Mary Debbie Gaperman
Trent That's not the breaking news It's about the musical curse we've been captured in Listen to these people who
Mary Saw Captain Man as he ran
Trent Just Today!!
MaryTake it away,
witnesses!
Vendors As we were driving to our shifts at the park We saw the Captain in a mood most dark And we could see that he was trying to flee He went beyond the Swellview border!
Mary
Bravo!
Trent Mary Debbie Gaperman, do you know what this means? Frankini cursed the town and Captain Man has fled the scene!
Mary That does sound bad
I Heard A Little Rumor
Frankini
Sorry, Trent and Mary. This is the last time I'll be interrupting your
program... maybe.
Five, six, seven, eight!
I
heard a little rumor Captain Man has left the city His timing is a mess, I mean it really is a pity See I challenged him to fight with me Through song to end the curse But now he's skipping town So flaky, the worst Canceling on me you see For that i will not settle So Captain Man if you don't show tonight I'll change the curse To thrash Metal!!!
Trent
Oh, thank god.
Mary
That was fun!
Time
For Lunch
Piper The table's set
Kris Bring the baguette
Jake Let's eat while the soup's still wet
Jake, Kris,
Piper It's time for lunch Lunch!
Piper Can you pass the salt?
Kris I do not have the strength
Piper This musical exhausts me
Kris I'd go to any length no make it stop
Piper and Kris Make it stop
Jake
Oh, pish-posh. If you to change your mood Just listen to this dude As I recall my bygone and theater student days
Piper and Kris
Oh, god.
Jake During my time at Julliard I learned things every day
Kris
Honey, it was one online class.
Jake Well, be that as it may On that online schoolyard We'd sing and dance and play And I'll always remember the thing my professor would look at us and say It doesn't matter if you can sing Or if you can't To make yourself smile To sing for a while About the things you want
The
Want Song
Piper I want a pony, a cruise on the Caribbean sea A new car
Jake
Oh, I regret this immediately.
Piper I want a jewel, like a rare one that’s never been found
Dad!
Jake
What?
Piper
Why aren’t you writing this down? That’s what I want Yeah, yeah, yeah That’s what I want Cruise, car, and a pony What I want Yeah, yeah, yeah Ask and ye receive That’s what I want
What, what?
Jake
Okay, this is all a bit extravagant
Piper
Extravagant?
That’s what I’m gonna name my pony!
Piper and Kris
Word!
Jake
Word?
Honey, you’re on her side?
Kris (Piper)
Hecks yeah, I am! You got yourself into this mess, buddy. And it’s Mama’s turn. I want a purse, a kimono, one that costs a ton
You know, I also want a pony (Right?) So fun! Ooh, an emerald necklace That would take the cake
Jake
I got you one last year!
Kris
It was fake. That’s what I want Yeah, yeah, yeah That’s what I want Kimono, emerald, pony
Piper That’s what I want Yeah, yeah, yeah
Piper and Kris Ask and ye receive That’s what I want
What, what?
Jasper and
Schwoz
No! It’ll be great, it’ll be grand Charlotte, don’t you understand Celebrities love helping our cause So applaud your brilliant boys, Jasper and Schwoz!
Jasper
So, you gonna clap for us?
Charlotte
No.
I Know the Perfect Singer
(13:31)
Jasper Wait, guys! I know the perfect singer
Schwoz and
Charlotte
Who?
The
Bro Song
Ray
Oh, God, please don't tell me you're about to sing a pump-up song, ‘cause it's
not gonna work.
Henry (Ray) Remember when you took the Toddler, bro (Bro) You put that baby to bed (Please don’t do this) The Time Jerker, Drex and Minyak, bro (Bro) Get out of your head
Ray (Henry) It's just that this one cuts me to the core (I know)
Henry But now’s the time to meow, It’s the time to roar ’Cause you’re Captain Man You are the best
Ray,
Soundtrack Version/Ray, Episode Version I do appreciate the compliment/Give it up, give it up, Henry
Henry You’re Captain Man And I will not rest ‘til I see you try to win, baby Captain Man We're gonna see How super a hero can be
Ray (Henry) That was a cool fight on the train though (Bro)
Bro
Just sayin’
Ray and Henry I mean it really was insane though Bro, bro, bro We had a fight atop a literal train
Henry We're gonna win again this time somehow
Ray I do have a beautiful voice
Henry He's gonna hear you roar
Ray He's gonna hear me meow
Henry ’Cause you're Captain Man You are the best
Ray I'm not gonna fight you on that one
Henry (Both) You're (Captain Man)
Ray And I'm gonna test If I'm the best that I can be, baby
Ray and Henry Captain Man We're gonna see
Henry How super
Ray A super duper
Henry and Ray How super super duper duper A hero can be
Henry and Ray Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow
Meow
More Breaking News (35:24)
Trent There seems to be no end to this musical curse over Swellview
Mary That's right co-host, Trent. I've been singing like la-di-di-do-di-do
Trent Stay tuned, cause real soon.
Mary Frankini will appear on this screen here!
Trent To live stream!
Mary I once had a dream I was Oprah!
Trent
Sweet lord, Mary. Sometimes I...
The Fight Song (35:53)
Captain Man,
Kid Danger, Piper Fight song Fight song This is the fight song This is the fight song This is the fight song There will be fighting in this song Fighting that is done through song
Goomer
Round 1
Captain Man,
Kid Danger, Piper Fight song
Goomer
Random girl
Captain Man,
Kid Danger, Piper Fight song
Frankini Little girl, let's see Can you sing as high as me?
Captain Man,
Kid Danger, Piper This is the fight song
Goomer
Round 2
Captain Man,
Kid Danger, Piper Fight song
Goomer
Kid Danger
Captain Man,
Kid Danger, Piper Fight song
Frankini Well, kid let's see Can you sing as long as me?
Captain Man,
Kid Danger, Piper This is the fight song
Goomer
Round 3
Captain Man,
Kid Danger, Piper Fight song
Goomer
The Captain
Captain Man,
Kid Danger, Piper Fight song
Frankini Okay, let's see Can you sing as low as me?
Captain Man
Please! My name's Captain Man, I've got testosterone built into my name. Beat
that. Uh, let me try that again. Don't look at me!
Goomer
Riffs!
Frankini Yeah, yeah
Goomer
Beat box!
Scat!
The
Cheesy Grand Finale
Captain Man
Uh... It takes more than one voice to make harmony
Frankini
Oh no!
Captain Man We all have a choice for our destiny
Frankini
He's singing a finale!
Captain Man So if everyone here would just sing with me We’d all be free in harmony
Piper
Oh my god.
That was even more meaningless than I expected.
Kid Danger
It was perfect.
That’s exactly how musicals end.
Frankini
Why don’t we go back to those one-on-one singing battles, huh? Gregorian chant
anyone? Vocalizing
Kid Danger
No! We all have to join in and sing with Captain Man.
Piper
Yeah, there is no way I’m singing anything that cheesy.
Goomer I’ll sing with you
Frankini
Shut up Goomer!
Goomer
No I will not shut up! It takes more than one voice to make harmony We all have a choice for our destiny
Goomer, Kid
Danger So if everyone here would just sing with me We’d all be free in harmony
Captain Man
Wait! I know that voice Why do I know that voice? Were you once in a musical? A musical about Cats?
Kid Danger
Was it Cats?
Captain Man
Doesn't matter, Kid!
Goomer
I was, years ago. How’s come?
Captain Man You were beautiful
Meow, meow
Goomer
Meow, meow
Frankini,
Piper
What the...?
Captain Man Can I sing with you?
Kid Danger
Oh, so you'll listen to him just because he's got the voice of an angel?
Captain Man
Meow... I mean, yes.
Goomer
Will you sing too?
Frankini
Goomer, no!
Piper
Of course! Anything from that voice!
Kid Danger
So now everyone's gonna sing?
Piper
Yeah!
Captain Man
We gotta sing!
Captain Man,
Kid Danger, Goomer, Piper It takes more than one voice to make harmony We all have a choice for our destiny So if everyone here would just sing with me We’d all be free in harmony
Frankini
Make it stop! My machine!
Captain Man
Everyone home, sing along!
All (Goomer) It takes more than one voice to make harmony (Heeey) We all have a choice for our destiny (destiny) So if everyone here would just sing with me We’d all be free (we’ll be free) in harmony
It takes more
than one voice to make harmony (Heeey) We all have a choice for our destiny (destiny) So if everyone here would just sing with me (oh yeah) We’d all be free (we’ll be free) in harmony
