Gangsta Granny by David Walliams
Ben thinks that his grandmother is boring. He doesn’t like to go to her house. Every Friday night, his parents take him to his grandmother’s house. He stays with his grandmother while his mother and father go dancing.
They are crazy about dancing. Every Saturday, they watch a television program about dancing called Strictly Stars Dancing. It is a dance competition. Ben doesn’t like dancing. He wants to be a plumber. He loving plumbing, and he hates dancing and he hates staying at his grandmother’s house on Friday.
His grandmother doesn’t have a TV. She has a lot of books in her house. She likes to play board games like Scrabble. Ben doesn’t like board games.
Ben hates to read. He hates reading. His granny loves to read books about crime. She reads about criminals and thieves.
His grandmother always makes cabbage soup. She thinks that Ben loves cabbage soup, but he hates cabbage soup. He doesn't eat the soup.
